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Hello.

My name is Andrés.

I’m a designer by training,

a writer by persistence,

and an artist by lack of shame.

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My work has been published on the humor website Cracked, the Spanish newspaper El Correo, and the (sadly deceased) Argentine magazine Neo.

This site is a selection of my work. I hope you enjoy it!

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Does Snow White live in the Middle-earth?

The connection between Disney and Tolkien has remained hidden for a long time. Is Snow White descended from Aragorn and Arwen? Are the seven dwarfs the bearers of the Seven Rings of the Dwarf-lords? This theory makes the best case you’re likely to find anywhere. You just have to connect the dots!

Pictofacts

“Pictofacts“ are a regular feature of Cracked where interesting facts about a variety of topic are presented in a simple, visually engaging way.

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    From “26 Characters & Performances That Were Total Ripoffs”

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    From “25 Stats That Will Change The Way You View Fictional Worlds”

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    From “25 Stats That Will Change The Way You View Fictional Worlds”

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    From “26 Secret Backstories Behind Totally Famous Photos”

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    From “26 Foods You Wouldn’t Eat If You Knew How They’re Made”

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    From “26 Foods You Wouldn’t Eat If You Knew How They’re Made”

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    From “25 Killer Special Effects That Took Moving Mountains To Make”

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    From “Famous People Who Were Total Nobodies While They Were Alive”

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    From “25 Unsettling Stats That’ll Shake Your Foundations”

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    From “25 Details From History That Are Just So Gross”

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    From “25 Details From History That Are Just So Gross”

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    From “Life Hacks We Think Are Pretty Darn Boss”

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    From “Life Hacks We Think Are Pretty Darn Boss”

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    From “Historically Impossible Scenes In Well-Known Movies & Shows”

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    From “Ancient Jokes You'll Laugh, Not Eyeroll At”

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    From “Well-Known Products With Weird, Unknown Histories”

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    From “Then/Now Demonstrations Of The Power Of Time”

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    From “Then/Now Demonstrations Of The Power Of Time”

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    From “Awful Pasts Famous People Are Trying To Forget”

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    From “Awful Pasts Famous People Are Trying To Forget”

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    From “Surprising Facts Behind Your Favorite Songs”

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    From “Here’s Why Every Single Superhero Power Would Ruin Your Life”

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    From “Here’s Why Every Single Superhero Power Would Ruin Your Life”

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Los colores del molusco

Los colores del molusco (“The Colors of the Mollusk”) is everything a book shouldn’t be: It’s short, it’s self-published, and it’s free (unless you want to pay anything). The shortness can’t be helped, as it’s a collection of short fiction. (It’s also in Spanish, but that’s only a fault if you can’t read it.)

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